Your three most favorite words to hear: “MOMMMMMM, I’M HUNNNNNNNNGRRRRRRYYYYYY!” It’s like clockwork. Awful, predictable, dreaded clockwork. Every single day like two seconds before naptime, {ya know, that magical dreamland where Mommy can cut her toenails alone, pee without an audience, or drool over Damon in the latest episode of Vampire Diaries…} my kids flop… Continue Reading
Getting your kids to eat a balanced meal every day, eh? What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Hopefully. Did you even KNOW that there was a new food pyramid for kids?! Don’t sweat it- here’s the basics. New things? Portion sizes and amounts recommended are different. Old things? Your kids still won’t eat a… Continue Reading
We know. It’s 6 pm, the kids are whining and you haven’t even started dinner. While you throw something together with that squash you bought in an effort to get your kids eating healthier, your kids are throwing tantrums in an effort to make your life hell. Food is finally on the table, and your… Continue Reading
It’s your favorite thing. (nope, not a triple chocolate meltdown.) (sorry, not free pedicures for life.) It’s…….LAUNDRY! Womp womp. Do you feel like Laundry day is your least favorite part of the week? Or is every day laundry day at your house? It’s relentless it seems. But, alas, a Mommy Hack to make it easier.… Continue Reading
The words ‘minute + chore’ don’t seem like they go together. Maybe ‘chore + kill me now’. Yeah, that’s more realistic, right? You know you’ve been there, feeling like you’ve composed an auto-tune version of “pick up your books”. If only you could make money off that song. Dang. NOT ANYMORE! Gone are the days… Continue Reading